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Tight Old Man
I was drivin' home one Sadderday evenin' when a pain hit me hard like. I stopped at a old country store and noticed an old out-house in the back. I pulled over and made my way over to the outhouse kinda' easy like and met a old man comming out of there, just grumbling. I axked him what the matter was and he was mad as fire cause he had dropped 20 cents out of his bib overall pocket down in that dad-blame hole. I told him how sorry I was and just as I was fixin' to enter, he turned around and throwed 20 dollars down there. I squalled, 'fellow are you crazy. You throwed a twenty down there.' He said, ' I know that you idiot. You didn't think I was gonna crawl down there after 20 cent did ya'!!!???!!!???

Submitted By: Jerry, Jr. from NC on 2003-07-23

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