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go get your momma
Hillbilly family went to a mall for the first time, maw caught on pretty quick and was shopping but Pa and Junior was amazed at everything. They seen a silver wall that opened and closed and lighted numbers appeared above the door. Junior asked Pa what is that and Pa says I don't know. They continued to watch it as an ugly old woman pushed the button and went inside the wall. The numbers increased and then started to decrease the doors opened and out came a good looking young woman. Pa told Junior Go get your Momma.

Submitted By: dipstick from Ky on 2003-01-28

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