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My First Two Tractor Jokes
Many years ago, when I was about 5 years old, I made up these two jokes. Kind of corny, but they had people in stitches just because I made them up when I was so young;

1. What kind of a tractor comes in a box?

Case.

2. What did John Deere say to Allis Chalmers the night they were married?

Good night, Allis, Deere.

And another one, for good measure, that I made up a little later;

What kind of tractor do you always hire and never own?

A contractor!

Submitted By: Cheiftain from ME on 2000-04-08

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