|Many years ago, when I was about 5 years old, I made up these two jokes. Kind of corny, but they had people in stitches just because I made them up when I was so young;|
1. What kind of a tractor comes in a box?
2. What did John Deere say to Allis Chalmers the night they were married?
Good night, Allis, Deere.
And another one, for good measure, that I made up a little later;
What kind of tractor do you always hire and never own?
Submitted By: Cheiftain from ME on 2000-04-08