|One day, three friends went to lunch together; A Texan, a Cuban, and a New Yorker. They had seated themselves when a waiter came along, and said, 'Excuse me, but due to a shortage of meat, we will be unable to serve you.'|
The Texan said, 'What's a shortage?'
The Cuban said, 'What's meat?'
The New Yorker said, 'What's Excuse Me?'
Submitted By: Chieftain from ME on 2000-04-08