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Shortage of Meat
One day, three friends went to lunch together; A Texan, a Cuban, and a New Yorker. They had seated themselves when a waiter came along, and said, 'Excuse me, but due to a shortage of meat, we will be unable to serve you.'

The Texan said, 'What's a shortage?'

The Cuban said, 'What's meat?'

The New Yorker said, 'What's Excuse Me?'

Submitted By: Chieftain from ME on 2000-04-08

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