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Country Preacher
Once there was this young country preacher who shows up for church. One lonely old farmer is the only one who comes to the service. The preacher asks; 'What should I do?' The farmer exclaims; 'If I take feed out to the pasture and only one cow shows up... I feed him.' So the young preacher begins the service complete with opening prayer, responsive readings, testimony time, offering, four hymns and a 30 minute sermon including altar call. After the service the preacher asked the farmer what he thought of the service. 'Well', said the farmer, 'If a take feed out to the pasture and only one cow shows up, I feed him..... But I don't dump the whole load on him!

Submitted By: David Pettit, davedude4@juno.com from WV on 2000-03-27

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