|An Irish guy goes into a bar and asks the barkeep for 3 shots of Irish whiskey. The barkeep proceeds to pour3 shots into a glass. The Irishman says 'no, no, no... I want 3 shots in 3 seperate glasses!'|
The barkeep obligies and pours 3 shots in 3 glasses.The Irishman drinks them down, pays for the booze and leaves the bar. This goes on everyday for weeks, so the barkeep asks why the 3 shots in the 3 glasses?'
The Irishman replies 'Well, I have 2 brothers back in Dublin and if I have 3 shots in three different glasses, I feel that we are drinking together. 'Touched by the sentiment, the barkeep gladly pours 3 more drinks for the Irishman.
Months pass and one day the Irishman comes into the bar and only orders 2 shots. Stunned, the barkeep offers his condolences to the Irishman for the death of one of his brothers.
The Irishman says 'Oh no, nobody died...I just quit drinking!'
Submitted By: IHank from IA on 2000-03-08