|A door-to-door vacuum salesman drove up to a farm house where he knew people had just moved in. He knocked on the door and a lady opened it. Before she has a chance to say anything, he ran inside and dumped horse manure all over the carpet. |
The lady was astonished, and very upset. 'What are you doing???', she asked.
The salesman said, 'Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning up that horse manure, I'll eat every chunk of it.'
She replied, 'You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.'
Submitted By: Ken from TX on 2000-01-05