|A man came home from work one day and found his dog with the neighbor's favorite rooster in his mouth. The rooster was dead and the man panics!|
He figured that the neighbor was going to hate him forever. So he took the dirty, chewed up rooster into the house and gave it a bath. Then he blow dried its feathers and took the rooster back to the neighbor's yard, hoping they would think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the rooster's owner was outside and asked the man, 'Did you hear that my rooster Cogburn died?'.
The man stammered and said, 'Um.. no.. uh.. what happened?'.
The neighbor replied, 'We found him dead in the yard the other day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back in yard. There must be some real sick people out there!'
Submitted By: KP from WA on 2000-01-01