|A wife says to her husband, 'There's trouble with the tractor. It has water in the carburetor.'|
'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.', replies the husband.
'I tell you the tractor has water in the carburetor!', she said again.
'You don't even know what a carburetor is, so how would you know if it has water in it? But I'll check it out. Where's the tractor?', her husband asked.
'In the pond.', she replied.
Submitted By: KP from WA on 2000-01-01