|A motorist, after getting his car stuck in a big mud hole, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground, he said to the farmer, 'At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.'|
'Can't,' replied the farmer. 'At night I haul water for the mud hole.'
Submitted By: Glen from TX on 1999-12-27