|Young Peter had just come back from an agricultural college. He was showing off to the neighboring farmer. |
'Your farming methods are too old-fashioned,' he said. 'Why, I bet you don't get ten pounds of apples from that tree.'
'I daresay you're right,' said Farmer Jones. 'That there's a pear tree.'
Submitted By: Dsl from ON on 1999-12-23