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She Was Slow
True story. I worked in a mill for a number of years with Ruth. She was a sweet lady but,oh,so gullible! I walked in early one morning and said,'Ruth, I don't know what to do!' My old tom cat didn't come back home 'til around 5 this morning and I asked him,'Tom..where have you been?!' Tom said,'waaaaakin' arooooound!' Ruth didn't get it! I walked away and came back a few minutes later and she said, 'Sam,was that a dog or cat that said that?' I said,'that was a cat, dogs can't talk!' She still didn't get it! I walked away again and about 5 minutes later I heard her scream and start laughing...You guessed it!She finally got it!

Submitted By: Sam from VA on 2008-04-03

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