| These two ol boys were in town one Saturday night,They had been drinkin some,and decided to get a cat drunk,Well in the middle of their drunken confusion decided to top off the bowl with a jug of gasoline.The cat drank it down,sat there a minute,bolted in a straight line for about 40 feet then fell over.The other guy said IS he dead,The other feller replies,'Nope,Just ran out of gas' Submitted By: Too Far Gone from MO on 2007-12-12 |
