| Preacher driving down the road comes upon a boy beside a wagon load of hay tipped over in the ditch. The boy is throwing hay every which way and cussing all the while. The preacher gets out and goes over to the boy and proceeds to tell the boy about patience and not taking the Lord's name in vain. The boy pays him no mind and seems to be getting more upset by the minute. The preacher talks to him again about the virtues of being a good person and taking things in stride when the boy looks him square in the eye and says, The heck you say preacher, my dad's under there! Submitted By: Dwight from KS on 2007-09-28 |