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Little Suzie And Her Teacher.
One day little Suzie's prideful second grade teacher was teaching her class all about whales. She said that even though whales have large mouths, they cannot swallow a person because they have small throats. Little Suzie's hand immediately shot up. She said 'Maam, with all due respect, what you just said can't possibly be true.' Her enraged teacher said 'What did you say'? Suzie said 'I said that what you just said can't be true and the reason I know this is because the Bible says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.' Her teacher shot back with 'Oh come on Suzie, you don't really believe all that nonsense you read in the Bible do you'? Little Suzie said 'Yes Maam I do, and when I get to heaven I'm going to ask Jonah myself.' Her smug teacher said 'Well, what if Jonah went to hell?' Spunky little Suzie said 'Well, in that case, you can ask him.'

Submitted By: Walter Buller from LA on 2008-02-25

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