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But Your Honor
Old judge Bean looked sternly down at the little old lady standing before him and said, 'Miss Minnie? you have been caught stealing a can of peaches, what do you have to say for yourself?

Miss Minnie replied, 'yes, your honor, I did steal the peaches but I was houngry.

No excuse, old Bean shouted. How many peaches were in the can?

8 peaches, your honor, she said.

You leave me no choice, Miss Minnie, the judge said. 8 days in jail, and down went the gavel.

Now, old Charlie, Miss Minnie's husband was sitting directly behind her on a bench. Looking sheepishly, he raised his hand and said 'But, your honor, she also stole a can of peas.

Poor Miss Minnie

Submitted By: Billy Tx from TX on 2007-05-08

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