| This old lady goes to the Doctor because she hadn't been feeling well for several weeks. The Doctor reports that from all the tests that had been done she was definitely pregnant. She said that can't be, I'm 65 years old and my husband is 70. The Doctor said again there's no mistake, you're definitely pregnant. The Doctor seeing how distaught the lady was offered her his phone so she could call her husband,which she did. When hubby answers the phone the old lady says ' You dirty old man you've got me pregnant' Hubby repy's 'And who's calling please' Submitted By: Gary Drewsen from OZ on 2007-01-19 |