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I Always Wanted To
The country boy tied his mule up in front of the local pool hall. City boy slouched up beside a post asked the country boy - 'Hey, Country Boy, You ever dance?' to which the country boy answered - 'No, Sir, but I always wanted to.'

'Well, I'm gona teach you!' said City Boy as he pulled his pistol out of his pocket and shot - Bang! 'Now Jump!'

BANG! he shot again between Country Boy's feet causing him to do a right fast hopping- jump'

Bang! he shot again, 'Faster' and Country Boy danced faster.

BANG! again, 'Higher, Higher!' and Country Boy obliged.

BANG! 'Ha, Ha, Ha, Now you'r doing it!'

BANG! 'Ha, Ha, Ha, now you are getting good at it!'

'SIX.' said Country Boy as he reached across his mule and pulled out his old twice barrel 'City Boy, have you ever kissed a mules butt?

'NO SIR BUT I ALWAYS WANTED TO!!!'

Submitted By: Terry Hutchins from SC on 2007-02-21

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