Married 50 Years

A little ole man & lady sitting on their front porch (being married 50 years).Little ole lady gets up hobbles over to the ole man takes her Cane and beats him.Hobbles back to her chair and sits down.The little ole man askes what was that for? She replys ( Thats for being a lousey lay all my life)! The little ole man thinks about it Hobbles over takes his cane and knocks her out of her chair breaks her chair hobbles back to his chair .The little ole lady asked what all that was for? he replied Thats For (KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE). was told at a golden anniversary party. Submitted By: Bill Cornelius from KY on 2009-03-27