|A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. 'Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,' said the cow.|
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.
'Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?' asked the farmer. 'Yes, yes,' the man replied.
'Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie,' said the farmer. 'She doesn't know a thing about cars.'
Submitted By: Morgan from WA on 2010-10-29