|1. a state trooper found the most perfect spot to catch speeders, so one day he sat down and waited. That day, he wasn't getting ANY speeders, and he was getting pissed off. So he went up and decided to see why. With further investigation, he found a kid sitting a half a mile before him with a sign saying 'RADAR AHEAD' he drove a half a mile away from where his car had been, and he found a kid with a sign that said 'TIPS'. |
What happened to the lemonade stands?
2. The police sent a man a picture of his car with his license plate number next to a speed radar that said '75' along with a ticket for 20 dollars. To be cute he sent a letter back with a picture of 20 dollars in it. They sent him back a picture of handcuffs.
Submitted By: Anna from TX on 2005-04-10