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Freeway To Heaven.
He was a good man.

And after he died he awoke in in the back seat of a limo with a distinguished lookin feller in a white suit in the seat beside him. He looked out the window and saw that they wuz flying thru the clouds.

'Am I in heaven?' he asked.

'No, on the way to be judged,' the man replied. 'But dont worry your mode of transportation will indicate your chances of gettin into heaven' And because you are riding in this limo,I'd say you are guareneteed admittance thru those Pearly Gates.

And he looked out and lo.... a vast multitude was a drivin thru the clouds. Some were in Cadillacs, some like him were in limos and others were in old clunkers smokin oil.

And then he noticed that this heavenly multitude started slowing down to a traffic jam.

'Whats goin on' he asked the host who was gettin a concerned look on his face.

'Donno, never saw this before'

And then he saw the reason. His ex wife.

She wuz slowing traffic cause she was riding a bycycle with two flat tires!

Submitted By: Wacahootaman from NA on 2005-02-13

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