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New worst joke
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jf    Posted 02-19-2004 at 12:01:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Knock Knock-who's there
orange who
orange you glad I'm calling HAHA

Juliana    Posted 02-19-2004 at 21:09:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Did you hear about the mad golf ball that teed off?

there was this blonde    Posted 02-19-2004 at 19:26:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
...walking alongside a river. She noticed another, second, blonde across the river nervously pacing back and forth. Finally this second blonde yelled out to the first blonde, "Heyyyyyyy. How do you get to the other side of the river?"

The first blonde thought, then yelled back, cupping her hands on the sides of her mouth, "You ARE on the other side of the river."

dave 50 8n--who can only remember one or two jokes at a time.

deadcarp    Posted 02-19-2004 at 17:25:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
people don't believe i'm a magician til i tel them just yesterday i went around the corner & turned into a gas station. voila! :)

Dang...    Posted 02-19-2004 at 18:01:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
I do love the throw-away lines...

"Brevity is the soul of wit"...

Salmoneye, Who Wishes He Wrote That

My dog has no nose...    Posted 02-19-2004 at 13:18:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
How does he smell?


Salmoneye, Who Thinks That Is The Single Funniest Clean Joke Of All Time...

Salmoneye Says...    Posted 02-19-2004 at 18:00:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
I hope you all know that these jokes will all be proudly declared 'written by' my Daughter and spread all over 1st grade before recess tomorrow!!!


Guess who I saw today    Posted 02-19-2004 at 17:17:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
everybody I looked at.
Ron,ar who almost always tells bad jokes.

And another...    Posted 02-19-2004 at 17:57:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Honourable mention!...


jf    Posted 02-19-2004 at 16:55:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
why did the turkey cross the road-to prove he wasn't chicken.

Salmoneye    Posted 02-19-2004 at 17:56:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Certainly deserves an honourable mention...


Fawteen    Posted 02-19-2004 at 16:20:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
My entry for the funniest clean joke:

Two old Mainers meet on the street.

Burt sez ta Nawm "Geeze, Nawn, ya look kinda down taday."

"Ayuh," sez Nawm, "I hadda shoot my dawg."

"Aw, Geeze, Nawm, that's a awful shame," sez Burt, "Was he mad?"

"Well," sez Nawm, "He wa'nt too dang pleased!"

Ay'uh...    Posted 02-19-2004 at 17:55:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
That'er'a'goodun, a'ight...

Salmoneye, Still Laughing...

Ditto    Posted 02-19-2004 at 16:08:59       [Reply]  [No Email]

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