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bob ny    Posted 02-23-2004 at 13:13:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
had to take a trip aways south to a new doctor.onthe way home we decided to take the bacck roads we passed a beutiful park at the gate was a sign i just glanced and did not believe what i saw i turned around and parked in front of the sign and read it.
town of waywayanda park
NO BICYCLES
NO MOTOR VEHICLES
NO PETS
NO BALL PLAYING ON THE GRASS
KEEP OUT OF THE FLOWER BEDS
NO SWIMING
NO WADING
THIS PARK FOR TOWN RESEDENTS ONLY ENJOY YOUR STAY
now thats somebodys tax dollars at work


d.j.from o.k    Posted 02-23-2004 at 17:06:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
was in the U.S Navy 1960's san diego calif. dog's and sailors keep off the grass, now i have my own grass.they can shove their grass, not bitter just a thought.


agg    Posted 02-23-2004 at 14:02:18       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Anyone going to the Mardi Gras celebration in Eunice Louisiana/


deadcarp    Posted 02-23-2004 at 13:40:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
that's like installing a phone in the town museum - i don't think the average tourist wants the honest opinion of an 80-yr-old volunteer who's that far away from her pills! better they read the "drive safely" sign at the driveway and keep going. :)


Jim(MO)    Posted 02-23-2004 at 13:33:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
"Signs, signs, everywhere signs messin up my mind, saying don't do this, don't that. etc, etc." From somewhere back in the foggy 1960's.


Salmoneye    Posted 02-23-2004 at 13:42:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
See the link...


Thas it..    Posted 02-23-2004 at 13:51:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Seems like there were more verses than that. Course seems like the 60's was just yesterday too.
Jim (please walk on the grass) MO


Salmoneye    Posted 02-23-2004 at 13:58:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is the 'original'...The 'remake from a while back was done by the band 'Tesla'...

"Signs" as recorded by
Tesla
And the sign says "No long hair freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"
CHORUS:
Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind
Do this Don't do that Can't you read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out
Or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner
CHORUS:
Oh Say now mister Can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You gotto have a membership card just to get inside" Huh
And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign
I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine
CHORUS:
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