Country Living
Country Living, Country Skills
Country People - A Country Living Resource and Community
Message Board
Country Topics
Trading Post
Memory Lane
Country Skills
Country Cooking

The Kitchen

Photo Gallery
Vintage Photos
Special Collections

Country Humor
Country Sounds
Coloring Book
Interactive Story

Farm Tractors
Tractor Parts
Tractor Manuals

Classic Trucks
Antique Tractors
Modern Tractors
Site Map
Links Page
Contact Us

Country Discussion Topics
To add your comments to this topic, click on one of the 'Reply' links below.

Two mad females
[Return to Topics]

Lazy Al    Posted 02-25-2004 at 10:04:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
The first being the wife but she don't know it until she gets home . I washed acouple sweaters in with something that got lint all over them .Good thing she has a couple fuzz busters and lots of batteries .
The Second is a 400 LB heifer in the barn . Today was the day of reckoning with her horns . They were growing faster than she is . So I got her locked up in a stanchion and tied her head down . Took some baling twine and made a figure 8 over her horns and lobbed them off .
Things got exciting for a minute there . but I only had one squirter . ( usually there's at least six ) I tied some more twine on her and stopped that one . put some blood stop on them and now she relaxing again . I'm sure I won't be able to get within 50 feet from her for a long time .
Now I got three hours before I face the music on the sweaters

Mike in tn    Posted 02-25-2004 at 11:03:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey, Clipper's idea on the heifer might work on her too. Try some sweets and a couple of barley pops (maybe more barley pops) before you tell her.

Juliana    Posted 02-25-2004 at 10:57:14       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Try washing them again, by themselves. Even a rinse cycle would do. Dry apart too. Make sure the washer is cleaned out from any remaining lint and the dryer filter is clean too. Roses are nice.

Clipper    Posted 02-25-2004 at 11:00:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Lots of Roses!!! LOL!

Mike in tn    Posted 02-25-2004 at 10:46:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
You had better hide those sweaters. Then the next time she washes a load you can slip them in. You can then offer to de-fuzz them for her and there will be no problem since she was the one that did it. Otherwise it is going to be all your fault and you will have to hear about it every time she puts it on. A little sneaky, but us guys have to take care of ourselves.

deadcarp-egad    Posted 02-25-2004 at 13:09:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
fella could stay married with thinkin like that! :)

Mke in tn    Posted 02-25-2004 at 13:28:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
It has worked for 24 years.

ron,ar    Posted 02-25-2004 at 12:12:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like the way ya think Mike, I shoulda thought of that too.

~Lenore    Posted 02-25-2004 at 11:21:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
haha Mike, sounds like you know how to deal with those type of situations!
Sounds like it might work, too.
Sneaky, but hey if you can do it....

Don in FL    Posted 02-25-2004 at 10:37:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is exactly why I don't ever try to do laundry. I would do it wrong regardless of how well i tried. LOL

Clipper    Posted 02-25-2004 at 10:33:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
You kin make it ta WalMart or JC Penney in plenty of time to get NEW sweaters....BTDT more times than I care to remember.....and never been caught,tried,and convicted! LOL!

PS:Make sure ya bring the old ones with you for a close as possible color match... :^)

As fer the heifer....half a bucket of sweet grain mixed wit 2 cans of barley pop. :^)

ron,ar    Posted 02-25-2004 at 10:27:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
looks to me like you may have to join that heifer in the barn.:^)

[Return to Topics]

[Home] [Search]

Copyright © 1999-2013
All Rights Reserved
A Country Living Resource and Community