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FOR MEMBERSHIP    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:16:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
In the DEGENERATES SALOON! In all fairness to the Forum(which we don't wanna turn upside down with this or Kim will come running with the skillet)Those that wanna play should limit our postings on this only to those Subject lines which say SALOON.

I nominate Ron fer SALOON PREZ; Kelly fer Dance Floor Supervisor; toolman for Keeper of the Upstairs Flame; grover fer Head Doorman and Frisker;an myself as Juke Box Operator.

Burlgoat    Posted 02-26-2004 at 17:08:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ifn ya'll gonna have all that thar stuff ya'll gots to have one of them thar guys to park them pickum up trucks.May just have to try for that thar job.Hey I might even help with them ladies that wear no under-----..
Will send my dues when cows come home.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 17:33:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Official Saloon Valet Parker? If you kin drive tractors and handle horses you gots the job!Oh gets to be a judge fer the wet T-shirt contests too. :^)

Red Dave    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:50:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got no money for membership dues on account of the thieving governor's new taxes, but I do have a case of cold barley pop I could bring to the meetin'. That is if ya let me in too.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:56:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer in! Wanna be Supervisor of the Shot Glasses fer tequilla nights?

Fern(Mi)    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:17:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
I spie of the fact I may be new to this nieghborhood I ask consideration over my californications.
I once wore a Union Suite. An' the ladies on the back forty have had no objection to my dressing in my barnyard tuxedo. I'm thinking theses atributes may just califie me for the polush dancers business agent.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:21:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer hired!Gotta print up yer own business cards is getting tight. :^)

Fern(Mi)    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:48:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ain't gonna be letting them Business cards soak up my pay. I'm keeping barly pops payment for myself.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:51:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Consider it a done deal then....if ya need a bunk an two legged blanket see toolman....he's running the show upstairs...

Fern(Mi)    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:59:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
May need to. Not sure what marriage warrenty period is on a couch?

Hey toolman!    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:11:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
As Keeper of the Upstairs Flame ya might wanna think bout having them gals do the Coffee,Tea,or Me? routine....who knows....might just get that fad going again! :^)

Clipper:Member of the Mile High Club:^)

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:18:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
no ,no siree, not me , i tried that HIGHWAY OR MY WAY routine years ago, longest walk i ever had, im not the brightest light on the tree but i do

Yabbut...    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:24:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
using yer natural charm and exuding all dat personality I don't see why ya couldn't pull it off....ya want ta practice on Paula first? :^)

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:27:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
you know you must like me you give me all the easy chores,lol.paula just kidding

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:30:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just paint yer hands RED and give it a shot! LMAO!

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:36:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
we are gonna be in so much trouble heh heh

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:39:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mebbe so....figger this is a lot better than all the yelling that's been going in here the last couple of days tho.....if Paula gets after you just blame it on me....then run. :^)

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:44:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
shes usually gone before i get on here in the moring, lovely lady that she is im sure she won,t kill you , just maim and torture maybe haha, lenore is another one that might have something to say about all this and us leading poor kelly astray, course she kinda seemed to like bein led astray didn,t she lol.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:58:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey...I'm a problem solver from way back....don worry...things will work out! LOL!

bob ny    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:21:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
i have degenerating arthritis do i still have to pay dues also i nominate patria for PR person

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:23:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ooooooooo....yer hired! Good idee fer Patria too!!

toolman/hey clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:29:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
i remember some ladies on here the other night talking about G STRINGS maybe you could get ret to look into that, seems to me it was a texas lady,if that helps.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:39:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah I member them! I think Cindi wuz one of em too.Don't worry...Ret will line em up fer the Saloon!

idea    Posted 02-26-2004 at 16:03:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Lenore was looking for G strings a few days ago gonna tell her we got some for her, all she has to do is come getem. Then break out the Southern comfort.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 16:07:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just don't try ta get her upstairs....toolman's got a whole sable of different cat's up there. :^)

That would be    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:37:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ron/Pa I'm sure:^)
This Ron (ron,ar) would like to run for master-at-arms spot.
Qualifications: 4 years USN-3 Westpac cruises.
8 years south Louisania oilfield
6 years with B. Clinton as
our state govonor

BTW-you ain't gonna let that Ellen Degenerate in this club are ya?

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:04:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
she,s a degenerate ain,t she , i think she has to be allowed , we shouldn,t be pickin an choosin degenerates now .lol

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:40:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer hired! Free barley pops fer pay? On dat Ellen Dengenerate issue....think she'd make a good pole dancer?

ret    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:47:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I would offer to check her out, just for the good of the club though I think she is about as degenerated as anyone

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:51:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well go to it if yer felling dat frisky.....we don't have employees Insurance yet so be keerful :^)

got a better    Posted 02-26-2004 at 16:49:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
idea, gonna take a bottle of our rotgut booze and print Made in Texas on it Lenore will be sure to drink anything that says Texas on it.
and, will tell Paula that only men with clothes on can be a pole dancer. After she threatens to call in the ACLU and Jane fonda and show us the constitution, we will back down and let her dance, got to know it will work

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 17:04:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
I knew you could work it out....the sloution prolly came to ya when ya wuz sitting on the throne eh? Some of mah best idea's have originated in dat liitle room.... :^)

Willy-N    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:32:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
I want the job of Hoseing down the unruley crowd when it gets out of hand. Mark H.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:36:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
How we gonna get that Fire truck of yourn in the dern Saloon?

Willy-N    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:47:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Easy I got lots of hose we'll park it out front and drag in the 1 inch hose and nozzle to use! Mark H.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 16:02:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ooooooooo that'll work fine!Ya got a siren we kin use? :^)

Willy-N    Posted 02-26-2004 at 17:38:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got a REAL LOUD one. Makes different sounds too! They be thinking the Cops are out front!! Mark H.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 17:40:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nawwww....we'll use it inside ta support the wet
t-shirt contests an wimmen mud wrassling!

HEY ret!    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:17:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Innerested in being Head Whiskey Bottle Duster? :^)

ret    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:28:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
good idea, can take my dirty clothes there, dust off the bottles and deduct it as a work related expense. course, fraid there won't be many bottles to dust, being as all the degenerates will empty them as soon as they are opened. also, we need girls to pole dance, nakid ones and friendly

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:29:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mebbe Kelly has a couple of friends to do dat dancing thing.... :^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:34:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mebee I can get some of my ole married friends to go for a fling, lol. Either that or I can go down to Stewart Avenue, or Metropolitan Pkwy, as they have tried to rename it to disguise the unsightly road, littered with hoes, and I don't mean the kind you used in the garden, lol. Bet they will work for cheap. Won't be a pretty sight though, lol.

ret    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:44:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
to a degenerate, all women are purty, some just purterer

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:08:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
sides they all look good after a while in da saloon, and a few gallons of hooch , heck i,ll bet even some of degenerates will look good to some of them ladies.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:10:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah there ain't gonna be a lot of bright lights and disco strobes in the Saloon....course if Willy gets that Fire truck of his in there that red flasher may add sum ambiance to de place...

hot daug    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:46:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
always wanted to be an owner in a place with red lites in it. Now we got to have Kelly bring on the girls that farm, hoes she said

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:38:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well we are dealing wit degenerates here ya know....not like the New Yark Opera :^)

I bet    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:32:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
if Paula got a few drinks in her she might volunteer, anything for the masses

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:35:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
You wanna do the negotiations with her on the job offer?:^)

ret    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:40:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
can I use company time and booze to finalize an offer? Maybe if we furnish the pole she will accept

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:41:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds like a plan ta me!

Gary    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:17:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
What 'bout the Poker Game?

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:18:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Poker is acceptable to degenerates ain't it?

KellyGa    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:09:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
We need a bouncer or two to keep the yuppies out! Who volunteers? You know those dang yuppies want in on anything thats trendy! LMAO!

Thanks for nominating me!

Alias    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:37:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kelly, you can take the early morning shift. I'm a late sleeper. OK?

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:10:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think Alias is gonna do dat....negotiating wit him..

Alias    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:07:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll say this one more time, "I ain't joining any group that would have me. But, if you'd like to hire me on an hourly basis, I'll serve as Sargeant-at-arms. And, my duties shall be to keep all "Generates" out.........gfp

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:09:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer hired! Free barley pops fer pay?

Coon Catcher Clay    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:40:06       [Reply]  [Send Email]
If ya'll need a pianer player for this here saloon can I apply for the job.My references are as follows.I am a lousey pianer player but I have been called a degenerate for the last thirty five years.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:44:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer hired!Free barley pops fer pay?

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:22:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
i second yer nominations, what time we open.think 24 -7 are good hours.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:24:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds good ta me...cept fer Sunday's? Do degenerates take Sunday's off???

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:26:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
don,t think so none ive ever hung opps known ever did , they wouldn,t be full fledged degenerates then.would they?

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:31:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
We need a ruling from the Saloon Prez bout Sunday opening....

Salmoneye    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:18:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
I aint goin in there...

I will probably like it and stay...

Jessie    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:22:47       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I want to join but don't have any particular skills at operatin a saloon even though I have accumilated many hours, no, hours upon hours of ojt. Maybe I could be the gun and knife checker.

Bud in NC    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:02:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Need a clarification of the by-laws - does the gun and knife checker check the guns and knives in to protect the Saloon clientel or does he loan/rent guns and knives to those who didn't bring their own so they'll have a fair chance?

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:21:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
EVERYBODY needs protection, come armed to the teeth cause we don,t have much heavy stuff left.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 13:27:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
You kin back up grover at the front door....he's Head Doorman and Frisker(fer females only)'ll have ta frisk the guys OK? :^)

Jessie    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:05:55       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Oh no Sir. Thats not the job a gun and knife checker does. He is the man who ask the potential customer if they have one or other or both. If not he issues them their choice. Safety first I always say. Also if I might make an observation. There is at least 3 more positions to be filled. 1- the man who maintains the saw dust floor. 2-The man who maintains the chicken wire around the band area and 3 (most important) The man who maintains the picture of Patsy Cline.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:08:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ooooooooo I fergot all bout Patsy Cline fer the Juke Box!!!!! Ya want to handle that and the pikture of Patsy?

Jessie    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:31:18       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I would be honored to perform this task. I will do my job diligently and to the utmost best of my abilities.

and    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:50:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
keep you hands off the picture, it is scared

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:41:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Gotta have at LEAST 6 songs by Patsy on dat Juke make sure ya find a good light to luminate her picture with too! Thanks Jessie :^)

Jessie    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:49:17       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Yes Sir, consider it done.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:53:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heh,heh,heh....nobody calls me Sir....I wuz just a hard werking Chief in da Navy....humping every day with my white hats :^)

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:35:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
You kin be the Keeper of de Beer Cooler...

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 12:28:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
DC for barkeep and maintaince super.

jeanette    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:18:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
i would like to apply for the job of town drunk.

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:31:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
me too but somebody has to do something we all can,t have all the fun , so clipper take care of the important stuff and jeanette if you let me have half the resonsibilty for that position i,ll agree with ya.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:24:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
We're ALL drunks....and DEGENERATES....:^)

ret    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:55:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
and I got proof I am a degenerate, my ex wife will swear to it, and she is a good authority, she knows a lot of them

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 16:10:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
We not asking proof of nobody....less they are wearing a priest/nun outfit...:^)

Mike in tn    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:57:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Can I be the judge for the wet tee-shirt contest.
My qualifications is that I really enjoy seeing them. Also I would consider being the Ref for the mud rasslin if you need someone.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 14:59:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oooooooo I LIKE yer thinking!!! Yer hired! Free barley pops fer pay? :^)

Mike in tn    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:03:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Great I have always wanted this job. Never dreamed that I would find it here. I can't wait. Lets open soon.

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:13:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Gotta find WiilyN...get him drunk enuff to sign on building the durn place! :^)

teresa    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:41:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
I felt really down today but that cheered me up thanks everyone

toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:47:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
we gotta have fun teresa ,otherwise people will find out we,re all crazy and really escapes from the funny

bob ny    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:35:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
swinging doors or sliding on outside rails ?
how bout meadow chip throwing contest,cow flop bingo. maybe pasture obstical course blindfolded

Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 15:41:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
All good Sunday games!!! Them doors better be tough could get durn hairy at times...

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