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Saloon's Anonymous
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anonymous    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:24:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have a problem.....I swore off saloon's about 5 years ago...so this means I can't join Right?
or can I join as long as I don't par-take? Or does anybody know the rules concerning this type of membership?

I am signing this "Anonymous"
let's make this a contest, bet you don't know who I am. So let's hear all the guesses, and what gave me away.


Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:30:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think it would be easier just ta swear ya back inta Saloon's and give ya a cushy job fer the transition period.

Ya wanna be Shower Head Director in the Ladies Shower Room?? :^)


toolman    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:34:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
clipper maybe you should of asked if there was a skillet involved first, just to be on the safe side you know.lol


Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:39:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heck... I figger Kim has ta enjoy this a lot more than all the hissing and spitting that's been on this Forum fer the last couple of days. Course I am wearing mah Army/Navy Surplus GI helmet jest in case.... :^)


anonymous    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:33:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
somebody slap me! I hear you right? you would actually trust me with that job? Seems like an awful lot of stress for a feller.

anon.


Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:36:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well unless yer blind as a bat I don't see no problem wit you having dat job.How can it be stressful wit wimmen who don't know how to say NO???? :^)


anonymous    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:42:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well since i quit saloon hoping 5 years ago, i got a bad case of the shakes, well and you know I'd be like flipper spraying h20 all over everywhere,not to mention those big old flappers of mine flaping this and flaping that, might get taken all wrong.

anon


Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:47:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
We'll just blind-fold the gals afore they git in the showers....couple shots of good hooch will take care of dem shakes....and if that don't do it I'll send ya upstairs and have toolman hook ya up with a screamer. :^)


bob ny    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:40:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey clipper kin i be da guy what calls the mergencys in case of an axydent whats 911's number agian


Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 18:51:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
What...yer gonna spend all night hugging a telephone? Waste of manpower my man! I'll have ya carry a box of band-aids, a cell phone, and you can handle the job of towel collection from the ladies coming outta the showers. :^)


and just to    Posted 02-26-2004 at 19:02:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
show all the wimmim what a degenerate I am, I will pick up any bars of soap they drop in the shower might even wash a back or two or three or four
REt


Clipper    Posted 02-26-2004 at 19:05:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Might be safer fer ya to do that job inna sitting position REt....you got it! :^)


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