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KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:14:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am serious, believe it or not. My Mama and I went to lunch with my younger sister today. She is kinda eccentric in her dress and hair, won't bore you with details. Any way, she shows me her new purse, says she got it from an army navy store, lol. It is made by the ductape people, has an indented stamp of authenticity and at the top, to put a handle in, it has one eyelet, like they use on tarp, lol, on each top side. It was actually pretty neat. What will they think of next????? Was kinda small, like a handbag though, couldn't possibly fit all my junk in there!


Clipper...Hey Kelly!    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:18:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
The Saloon will prolly open at 9PM tamorrow night....get your girls ready...an make sure their wearing clean underwear! :^)


Clipper:^)


donna in w.v    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:28:33       [Reply]  [Send Email]
WHAT UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jessie    Posted 02-27-2004 at 22:55:11       [Reply]  [Send Email]
You gals sho done got uppitty. Been wearin drawers all your life now when ya git a job all of a sudden its underwear.


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:36:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
clipper quick hire this lady.


donna in w.v    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:41:16       [Reply]  [Send Email]
if you promise that i don't have to wear shoes i'm there. the only time i wear either is to church and my mothers house


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:46:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
nope , we have our motto, no shoes , no shirts, full service, and all free drinks tomorrow night, heck TB is even taking a crowbar to the pay toilet as we speak, so leave your shoes at home and come on down.


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:46:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
No shoes...no bras....lots of Farmall lipstick....heavy on the "Give Em H&ll" perfume.....You're hired! :^)

Open time is 9PM tamorrow night...be here or be missed!


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:44:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Donna, will you be my asst supervisor? I oversee all the waitresses, and er um...I get a cut of the tips, be willing to share, I need one, and you fit the bill, I won't allow them dang ole shoes, or bras, got to be comfortable ya know.


donna in w.v    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:50:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]
thanks i accept but i have a bad habit i should warn you about . the last place i worked was a small lumber yard and the 5 guys that worked with me said they gained 10lbs. the first month i was there . i'm addicted to baking and trying to recipes so everybody has to eat them so i don't . is that a problem?


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:51:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nawp, not a problem, we all know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, lol. And that be the truth, the whole truth and nothin but the truth, I have fattened up many a man, lol, all friends of my very own man.


donna in w.v    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:57:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]
mine was a boxer in the navy and kept his weight down till he met me the first year he gained 42lbs.and he said it was my fault cuz i cooked too good.hey i don't remember tying him down and feeding him[hey that sounds like fun!!!!!]


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:02:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
a boxer hey bring him on down we need a bouncer to help ret and fern out, they can,t do it all themselves.


donna in w.v    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:09:10       [Reply]  [Send Email]
he's a rowdy boy that's how i ended up down here on the farm after years of being a city girl up north. the only human being he's afraid of is his momma1 and she sure does make him behave.i'll bring him along . Hey can we start planning the employee picnic? I ain't roasted a pig in a year or so and i kinda miss it.


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:21:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
sure ya can after all we gotta have our first annual employee picnic sooner or later no sense puttin it off, hope you wasn,t from to far north , these girls up here sure do know how to party and after fern and ret ,s been checking out the booze all day i might have to order more,just in case them northern gals show up too ya know.


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:22:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I posted at the talers site last night, saw Centaur Nut pop over and tell them about it, told em to come on, we are ready for customers! LOL! My fleas were delivered promptly, thank you very much, :)


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:25:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't ferget to come barefoot an braless....we'll prolly have ta chain toolman an REt to one of de radiators till they calm down...


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:36:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
best be a one big radiator , i hear ole ret can move mountains , when the urge ah well when he gets the mind to ya know.


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:37:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
I gotta elephant tranquilizer gun behind the bar if he gets too wild on us....


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:27:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO! Yep, for sure. I won't enter the wet T shirt contest though, seeing as I am an employee, I am disqualified, and I would win anyway, no contest, so I will just bow out. ;) I will even paint my toes a purdy bright red. Hee hee


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:30:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Farmall Red pinky toes?Ooooooooo yer gonna make a lotta hearts go pitter-patter fer sure!


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:35:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dangit, I just put a pic of a farmall on the photo gallery, will somebody please go get it for me, or tell me how to go get it, can't remember how...was gonna surprise ya!


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:48:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thats one of the pics I took at the fair, I finally found the film. got lots more, even got a picture of an old "Oilpull" restored and I can't remember the year, maybe 1898??? Was before 1900.


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:25:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
whats all this take about underware , hmm though there wasn,t any.now ya tell us more expense, better open soon or we,re gonna go broke.expenses expenses


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:29:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well...toolman, they have to start with sumthin on! Can't have em catchin cold! Goodness me oh my!


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