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SALOON EMPLOYEES!
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Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:28:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Looking ta kick the durn doors OPEN at 9PM tamorrow night! Be there or be replaced!!! :^)

An make sure ya all oil up yer zippers....it could be a long night! LOL!


Huggy Burr    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:15:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
don't fergit to mention the in house special we're having on the 3rd floor.

an another thing I can't find the service elevater. How we sposed to get Essie Mae up there??.

We might could grease her hips and some uh yall push her up the stairs. I'll walk ahead uv her with a hamhock and a bowl of collards.


hey fellas    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:26:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
is she mesican by chance? Ron,ar needs to know!


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:32:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
well she talks with a accent, i think when she,s sober .


Burrhead    Posted 02-27-2004 at 21:28:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
that aint an accent toolman. When that mule kicked her jaw she ended up talking kindy funny.. I aint never seen her sober.


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:17:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
might be easier to bring her in by chopper and let her off on the roof and walk down, we could get one of them heavy lifts.


WE GOT..    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:56:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
6 Greyhound busses of cowboys pullin inta the parking lot at 9:30 sharp followed by annudder 3 busses loaded wit Senior Citizen billy-goats....gotta get the doorman to have em check-in their dentures at the door or they'll be biting the gals on their rear bumpers all night long.

Clipper


I ain't checkin    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:59:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
my teeth nowhere, I just got them back from the last misadventure involving teeth, cost me nearly a grand.


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:02:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
If yer a employee you keep yer choppers....if yer a customer ya check em in.... unless ya sign a affydavit that sez you ain't gonna bite no gal on her rear bumper....front bumper biting is allowable. :^)


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:00:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
is that you ret?


no, been busy    Posted 02-28-2004 at 05:23:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
gittin my durty clothes togeder, got a lot of bottles to dust tonight.have ta get ma file and smooth all the sharp edges off ma one tooth too.I might want to do some teepee crawling tonight
REt


ron,ar    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:12:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
nope, it was me I ain't seen ret


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:16:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
probably passed out again, been tasting the booze just to make sure its good , had to order and bunch extra cause he told us it wasn,t all that good.


KellyGa    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:41:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am ready to go. Got my fleas jumpin' got my farmall red toes painted, got everyone lined up to serve up anything and everything. lol I even cut up my white t shirt, and put some holes in my jeans, and I kin wear my cowboy hat, and I got some of them bubba teeth can I wear those? Scare the weak stomaches away, lol. Oh, I got a plucked dead rubber chicken I can carry around and slap people over the head with if they get too frisky with the help, lol.

Now, you think I am kidding, and I will never post that picture, but I dressed up just like I just described and sat on the back of my big dodge red 1500 sport ram, on a bale of hay, with dueling banjos going in the truck, giving out candy to little kids at Shelbys school, they had a trick or treat, call it a trunk or treat, you will NEVER see that picture! Mama took a pic of me, OMG, the shame! lol!


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:42:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Bring the pic and we'll nail it up over the cash register...


I got a better idea    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:51:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
lets take up a collection , buy it and post it right here:^)
I'll pitch in:Ron,ar


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:52:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Follow up on that Ron!Lemme know the cost and I'll take it outta petty cash.


seems to me    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:57:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
a few months ago Kellys mother was posting on here, we gotta get that picture from momma! How far back does these archives go?


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:47:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
next to patsy?


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:51:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
BELOW Patsy...mebbe next ta Waylon...


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:59:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
ahh ,that makes more sense now , was wonderin what patsy would think with a pasty pic like that next to her.


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 20:03:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
NOBODY goes next ta Patsy cept a pikture of God hissef...:^)


hey you    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:39:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
got any workers comp insurance at that saloon? What if I get hit by a flying pool ball or an errant garter belt or some other calamity. Might even get hurt by one of them libbers burning their bra. Are we covered or not?


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:41:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
ah covered yup i,ll bet everything will be covered.not lol


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:41:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep....even got our Insurance Company President coming tomorrow night....he'll be the guy inna tuxedo cleaning out the toilets... :^)


TB    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:36:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
OK who is the wise guy. That went and put a coin lock on the outhouse door? and no I ant crawling under.


Clipper    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:39:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Take a crowbar to it...everything is gonna be free on opening night....must be REt that put the lock on....money and wimmen will be the death of him... :^)


danggggg    Posted 02-28-2004 at 05:31:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
wondered why I been feelin sick thought it was the barley pops, have ta swear off money I guess now wimmin, thats my way of goin
REt even smeared some grease on ma boots for opening nite


toolman    Posted 02-27-2004 at 19:30:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
all ready to go boss.


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