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Joke for the Day...
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TO35    Posted 02-28-2004 at 16:47:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish

sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you

something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was

Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I

was

German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was

Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right

then,

why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."


Fine Way to start the eve    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:10:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
With a good laugh Good-un TO


OOPs!!!!Forgot    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:12:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
To sign this-un AND the one below: sorry
Gene SC


so funny    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:03:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
that is so funny!

Thanks for the laugh

stormie


Everybody in the house...    Posted 02-28-2004 at 16:49:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
enjoyed that one. Thanks TO.

Cindi


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