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Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:36:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
55 gallon drum of tequila is at the end of the bar....use the 1 pint Mason jars there for shot glasses!

bob ny    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:36:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
my amblance ish here shalll see ya in the mornin

RickyB    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:30:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
whats a man got to do to get a drink in this honky tonk.bribe the owner?somebody get me a drink.a man could die of thirst.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:31:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Jest go behind the bar an help yerself! Can't ya see the 55 gallon drum of tequilla there on the bat top? :^)

RickyB    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:34:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
whens the fight start?

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:39:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Soon as the owner of the pink Caddy sees what them cowboys done to the car... :^)

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:48:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
thats a buncha hores shutt.... a whole bunch of horse shutt... like a pickup load or more..

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:49:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Looks like a dump trunk load to me....:^)

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:54:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
maybe this will help get things goin.

WILL THE OWNER..    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:23:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
of the pink Caddy convertible please contact Clipper.....hope yer drunk too.

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:24:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Who let in a Mary Kay rep?????

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:26:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
We got 35 of em manning the rooms upstairs! Hey it wuz a good deal!!!

hey kelly    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:19:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
i found the tape measure. now where did she go?
bob( who aint niver seen any like them)ny

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:21:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Leave me some dignity, and take my word for it, lol, all you have to do is look and you can see, I wouldn't lie...;)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:13:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
We are way into this, aren't we??? lol When TO35 gets back again, I am gonna have to go, we got things to do, places to be, things to discuss, lol.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:16:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Duz dat mean you ain't gonna stick yer tongue in mah ear? :^(

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:17:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Cemmmere...sssshhhhhlllllpppppphhhhsshhhlllppphhhhaaaaaaahhhhh...your hair is standin on

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:20:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Where in jumpinggeeehoseafattt did you learn to do that?????? Dang it gal...YOU ARE GOOD!!!!! :^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:22:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey, us southern gals know what we are doin, we aim to

Jessie    Posted 02-28-2004 at 20:04:52       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I'll drink to that

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:24:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I gotta get ya to teach that to my wife....we'll talk $$$ fer the lessons tamorry! :^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:26:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
lol, for you, its free, but am I supposed to lick in her ear? I don't do women, lol.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:27:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nawwwwwww Kelly! I'll be the uhhhh... stand-in dummy fer ya!

someonea wife on the phon    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:13:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
don't worry i told her that everybody was at the tractor club meeting
bob ( i hope it wasn't mine ) ny

kellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:16:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Quick thinking! good job!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:14:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good man!!! Just got yerself a 200% pay raise fer that intelligent act!

CHECK OUT THE..    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:10:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
12footx12foot big screen TV at the back of the'll see that old TO is getting more than a foot rub upstairs in the Purple Room!!!!! :^)


BW_ Hey Barkeep !    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:04:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Set the house up I am buy'n no other money is good here tonight .... But first get me the best Bourbon in all of Kentucky .... and here's Cash Inadvance ......More if you need it ...

Party !
Bill G,

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:07:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Everything is free tonight Bill...including the wimmens upstairs! :^)

HEY T16!    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:59:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Whats your poison? GOt it comin right up! (jiggle jiggle jiggle) be right up with it....

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:17:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll take a cheese burger basket and a mell-o-yello

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:19:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
or onion rings?

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:27:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
not fussy, you decide.

dont think ive had the pleasure of meetin you before.. if I have I dun fergot...

well I know yer busy so I wont hold ya up from that slave driver boss ya got.

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:18:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Would you like fries with that? ;)

The Skillet    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:58:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kim is gonna kill us...I hope she has a good sense of

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:01:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got a warsh tub fulla champagne fer Miss Kim...and I'm keeping at least ONE good looking SOBER cowboy handy just fer her! :^)

I took TO35    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:51:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
upstairs, hee hee...just got back, sorry it took SO LONG...hee hee (adjusting shirt)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:53:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer lucky ya still got yer shirt on....heard he wuz fast with the hands when it comes ta wimmen's clothing. :^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:56:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well (still adjusting) I wouldn't deny that he is the fastest hand in the southeast, ;) I better git on back to the to keep em coming! Opening night, got to make a good degenerative impression!

Cindi    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:59:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
We I shuda known I would get here after all the fun had started. Dammit. Tequila huh. Gonna be a kick my butt morning tomorrow, but what the heck...

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:00:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Git you a shot glas, a lemon slice and some salt, no mixers for you, you are drinkin wit me! LOL!

Cindi    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:03:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
well right now I'm headed to the juke box, I;m in the mood to hear Tim BcGraw singing about what a bda boy he can be. (He can be my bad boy any day yeeeehaaaa!)


KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:05:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
WOO! He is so Fine, hurry back, You got some catching up to do, I have had 17 shots, lol, and I ain't kiddin, lol

bob ny    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:44:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
am i in the right place i'v been here ten miniutes and i don't have a drink yet

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:50:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
jiggle jiggle I am! my girls are slow tonight! What can I get for you sir?

bob ny    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:54:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
ah oooo i wa help clipper i'm being assaulted stop stop oooohh don't stop

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:57:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
HEY! Sorry, got too close, those D cups will kill ya if they ain't restrained, lol.

Jessie    Posted 02-28-2004 at 20:12:52       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Would ya look at the headlights on that one

bob ny    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:02:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
whar are my heart pills ( elizabeth i think this is the big one ) oh lordy

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:06:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Are you having a good time? ;) Thats all that matters here. WOOHOO! YEEHAW!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:46:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Help yerself at the bar...ita all free tonight...just don't take the champagne cuz that's fer Kim when she comes in!

yo boss....    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:41:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
I aint feeling to good...i was alright till i had them crawdads....lets see i had them and oysters and natural light and tekillya......musta been that banana samich i had....
me thinks i need and escort upstairs and lays down awhile....

TO....feeling the fog now...

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:44:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Take the elevator up and grab a room...I'll have Kelly send one of the girls up ta rub yer feet... :^)

Either we    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:33:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
started too early, or too late...what do you think Clipper? I think you and I are the only ones left standing, lol. TO will be back, he said in about 15 minutes, but donna went to bed :(

Ron,ar    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:50:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
ya'll mind if I study my sunday school lesson at the end of the bar? I'll have a sasparilla too.Sorry I'm late.:^)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:52:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Go right ahead....sasparilla makes a good tequilla chaser!

bob ny    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:51:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
cut him off he's had enough

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:55:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
No cut off's tonight here....let it rip!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:36:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey, as long as the juke box keeps playing I'm gonna keep going...its a Satiddy night and its been a long winter!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:37:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm wid choo, wanna dance? Request a song.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:38:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
I could handle a little Conway bout Slow Hand?

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:40:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah...sounds good, and then some slow new Trace Adkins song, just got his CD, he is one of my favorites, listening to it now,and then back to some Willie Nelson

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:43:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds good to me...the juke box has got it them BOSE speakers are shaking up the sawdust on the floor! Just don't stick yer tongue in mah ear OK?...I am a married man an I wanna stay that way!:^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:45:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh, and you would like that, eh? lol ;)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:47:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well sure I would....but SWMBO ain't gonna be happy bout it! LOL!

I Tried to invite    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:20:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
the Talers, they STILL aint here! Whas da madder wid dos boys? Oops, slurring...Kelly

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:26:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
All's ya gotta do is mention my name....them boys don't like me one bit....but I'm here having fun anyway!!!

ron,ar    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:48:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
some of them boys there don't like themselves half the time. and they don't like fun either:^)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:50:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't matter ta me....George Jones is ripping it good here on the juke Kelly just might stick her tongue in mah ear! :^)

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:57:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
yer wishin again...!

sorry im late... but I usually am...

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:59:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Belly up to the bar T...let it rip!:^)

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:14:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
I let it rip before I come in the door... didnt wanna evacuate the place with the smell... poor fella behind me... he was coughin and his eyes was watterin sumthin awful..

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:17:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don worry none...we had Donna's horse Blue in here dancing the two step everybody is watching their step! :^)

T16    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:41:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey that will work ta fix them cracks in the floor.. the dancin and traffic will pack it in just like grout!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:44:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well I didn't plan it but it sure will work! :^)

EVERYBODY!    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:16:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Be careful...I think Donna is goona bring her horse Blue onto the dance floor fer a couple of two-steps!

Donna... NITE ALL    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:25:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Blue is in his stable, and I'm off to bed. Sorry, old age isn't what it's cracked up to be.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:34:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
You kin leave old Blue here in the saloon....somebody here will ride him home fer ya. If he gets too drunk we'll load him in the elevator an put him in one of the upstairs room wit a blind cowboy... :^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:29:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Night Donna, have a good one :)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:17:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
YOu go gurl! What you want us to play?

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:08:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Those strapping young men over there need a refill....let me hurry on over there...(jiggle jiggle jiggle....)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:09:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't be too close to TO when yer bending over...he's feeling frisky tonight!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:13:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Too late, he already got me, lol

and there goes the streak    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:05:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
buggy dah buggy dah.....yes they call him the streak....cause he aint wearing no clothes...

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:09:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
KERWHHHAAAAPPPPP! GOT im with a bar towel, full o beer, ran howlin like a beat dawg! LOL

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:10:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dang...I think ya just nailed the durn Chief of Police there Kelly...good shot!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:07:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
He'll move a lot faster if sumbody pops him on the butt wit one of them ceegars!

Hey Kim!!    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:01:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
We gots champagne fer ya sitting inna warsh-tub of ice .....hep yerself darling!
Clipper :^)

deadcarp    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:00:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
uhhhh - got any coffee? :) hey, be dammed! just cream please thanks.

wanted to congratulate ya clipper, i never saw a reclining couch before! does this come with its own remote? and them warsh basins in the mens room? Shove yer hand in there and they spit warm water at ya! You sure they shouldn't be in thhe - uhh - the other one? jeez this place is big - oh that's the stars. hear any good jokes? heck, met any? :)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:03:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hang out fer a bit....things will get wild once Kelly peels her t-shirt off...

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:05:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
I done told ya, I aint gonna get into the wet t shirt contest, it just wouldnt be fair to the other ladies...I am ahem, a size D after all, really

i dont.....    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:09:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
believe it I thought all the help was topless...


KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:15:35       [Reply]  [No Email]

TO35    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:19:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
well you better get over here and supervise me some more hooch and oysters....whackkkkkk

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:22:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
OWWWEEEEEEE! ;) Don't...stop....don't....stop...don't..stop..dont.stop.dont stop! LMAO!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:11:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Time and whiskey will werk patient!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:08:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
You just guzzle down some more of dat firewater an we'll talk about it later! :^)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:12:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am a guzzlin! I have had 9 shots now! Just since I been here!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:13:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Keep it up gal....we gots a long way ta go afore sun-up!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:16:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
And there is SO MUCH takillya...mmmmmmm nice

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:18:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
another 500 gallons of it in hot stand-by sweetie!

Donna from Mo    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:56:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I brung 'em over here, Clipper. They ought to go good with the booze.

Clipper-Ooooooo    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:59:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yer mah kinda woman Donna! Thank you darling....belly-up and have a few shots.If ya rode old Blue over get him in here and lets see how he 2 steps!!!

Alias    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:54:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sorry I'm late clipper, I'll be over by the door checking them saintly GENERATES for passes. If you get a chanst have one uf them ole boyz bring me a glass of that there Tequilla. And, If my old woman call, you aint seen me......gfp

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:57:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Gotcha covered....take a couple of drinks with can't work when he's thirsty!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:56:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
We gotcha covered, we aint no snitches, we have our own spouses to dodge, lol

deadcarp-ay?    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:13:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
for a second there i thought you said you ain't got a snitch! I was gonna go get my camera - never saw onea those before - pinup for the milkroom! lol

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:19:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
OOOOOOOooooo! You so bad! You bad bad boy! ;) Refill on that coffee? want a little spike in that coffee?

deadcarp    Posted 02-28-2004 at 18:54:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
spike? naw, wait'll my evening pills kick in -we'll turn this place into a reglar revival meetin - Praise de lawd! here lemme just foof that off for ya - oops - well alright, i play fair, i'll foof them both off! :)

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:02:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAOROFL! Thankya, your such a gentleman!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:52:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Got the jukebox a goin, already got some volunteers dancin! I got to get myself out there when I get off and dance, taking requests...

Hey toolman!    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:49:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Let's go partner...time ta work and have fun!

cowgirlj    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:44:23       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Where the heck's the cowboys? I need a two-step partner! Am I in the wrong bar again?

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:47:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Wait, I got those in waiting int he wings for the special ladies, go take your pick, first come first serve, although they are all tasty, ;) said..    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:51:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
you was going to shuck me some oysters....get your tail over hhhhhhere and start shucking girl...i be hungry....wait bring more tekillya while your up....


KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:54:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
SSSSSLLLLLLLLUUURRRRPPPP! Here, you have to take the first one off my lips, the rest you can have on your plate, ifn you want it that way...and your first shot is in the shot glass shaped like a

here I is...    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:46:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
just slide over here and lets do that slow two step thingy....


cowgirlj    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:51:59       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Yeah! You might be sorry you offered, I am a dancing fool!

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:54:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Go head an tear him up....he's feeling frisky tonight! LOL!

TO35...never...    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:54:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
sorry to ask fer a dance...I start off with the fast stuff and wind up with those....long slowwwwwwwwwwww dances....and i be quites good at it too...


Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:46:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
6 busloads of em will be here any minute....keep yer bra on an have a drink!

TO35    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:42:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
been here 30 dadgum this any way to run a business....showing up late that is....
ohhhhh wait a min its still


KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:44:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heres you a frosty mug huneee...with your favorite draft in it, since you are the first in the door, you get drinks free all night, on me, :)

KellyGaHERE!    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:41:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am here, jigglin and barefoot! Come on girls get it together, time to serve those drinks, lite those ceegars!

hey jiggly...    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:45:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'll take one of them 10 dollar ceegars and a belly button shot...


KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:50:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got you a good one, right here outta the humidifier, here ya go dear...lite?

Hey Kelly!    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:44:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Make sure none of your gals lose their g-strings ....yet!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:46:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
They are all on and ready for disbursal upon request, only allowing red and green colors, tractor colors, ;)

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:47:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Knew I could count on ya gal!

KellyGa    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:50:30       [Reply]  [No Email]

Donna from Mo    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:38:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clipper, there's crawdads cooked and ready over on Tractor Tales, with your name on them.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 17:41:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Drag em over here darling....I'm tending bar right now!

RickyB    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:25:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey bartender pop a top on another can.I got this drankin thing.put on some of that thar Texas two steppin music and give me a woman and lets go burn up the dance floor.

Clipper    Posted 02-28-2004 at 19:30:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Have at it Ricky!No charge fer anything at this here Saloon tonight. We'll all pay the price tomorrow! LOL!!

clang clang clang    Posted 02-29-2004 at 05:33:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
rise and shine every body !!! come on get up coffee on.. i'll start making bloody marys.

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