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Saloon Casualty?
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Clipper    Posted 02-29-2004 at 13:24:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a Saloon, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jim Beam's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Burrhead    Posted 02-29-2004 at 14:51:18       [Reply]  [No Email]

Clipper what in the world was in the licker?? I pick this old hyde up at last call and thought she wuz purdy.

Ye may have to email me a quart. Either that er come over here and smoke her offn me.

Clipper....LMAO!!!!!    Posted 02-29-2004 at 14:58:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think that wuz the one that TO35 wuz bouncing around in the Purple Room last night....can't be positive bout the ID cuz all's I saw on the 12x12 foot big screen monitor wuz her backside... :^)

Mebbe Salmoneye kin hep you with the smoking ops to get that gal offa ya :^)

Ain't you got 911 there?????

~Lenore    Posted 02-29-2004 at 13:54:43       [Reply]  [No Email]

Are you missing one of your bar stools?
I think one of your highly esteemed patrons made off with one and dumped it in my front yard!
Went out to get my paper this morning and found this.
If they do this again, ....
I will have a pair for my den, thanks.

Clipper    Posted 02-29-2004 at 14:10:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Jest drop on in fer a couple of snorts ya little sweetie and I'll give ya another 11 of em for a complete set! :^)

Alias    Posted 02-29-2004 at 14:01:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
Lenore, tell me you're kidding. I wish someone would drop one like that off on my lawn. That's really neat........gfp

Alias    Posted 02-29-2004 at 14:14:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
I happen to know there weren't no sech stool at our saloon last night. So, tell me, exactly where did you sneak off to? And, who brought you home riding that stool on the back of a pickup? And, did they throw it out on your lawn so they wouldn't get caught with stolen goods? Seems to me like there's a lot of unansweared questions here....gfp

DD    Posted 02-29-2004 at 13:41:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
LOL! Good one Clipper! Congrats on the Grand Opening last nite : )

Clipper    Posted 02-29-2004 at 14:13:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
We'll open her up again when things git all religious and political here....better diversionary tactic than handing out E-Lax!!!:^)

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