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~Lenore    Posted 03-01-2004 at 11:08:39       [Reply]  [No Email]

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden on a beautiful Texas spring day.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared intently at the ground.

He went over to her concerned there might be a snake;
he saw she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, that might be ok in California, Oregon and Massachusetts but we're not having any of that sh:t in Texas!

KellyGa    Posted 03-01-2004 at 19:11:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh Lenore, that was SO good! I loved it! Gonna send that one to daddy!

~Lenore    Posted 03-01-2004 at 20:34:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks Kelly, I thought it was so cute.
I was beginning to think not many others did.
Maybe if I had tittled it "Spiders" instead, huh.

Alias    Posted 03-01-2004 at 15:40:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
That gets my vote for best joke........gfp

Clipper...ROFL!!!    Posted 03-01-2004 at 11:11:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
That one is a keeper! LMAO!!!

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