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Now, for the cat lovers' ...
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Kat in NJ    Posted 03-02-2004 at 11:03:59       [Reply]  [Send Email]
The Cats Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at
the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite
chair....Must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan ......

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it
included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds
could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still
stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the
noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other house pets do not like me. The
dog is routinely released from this prison and seems more than happy
to return. He is obviously an idiot. The Bird on the other hand has got
to be an informant. He has mastered human speech and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.


KellyGa    Posted 03-02-2004 at 16:39:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now that is all so truly possible to be running through their minds. Funny thing, my daughter accidently left the screen door propped open yesterday, only for about 10 seconds, and Kitten went darting out the door, funny part is, she is terrified of outside, and darted right back in, like she was thinking, OOPS! What was I doing???? lol


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