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Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 16:35:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
ep of trouble.
A few days ago Clink lost a right front tooth, the way I looked at her. I figured we could save a few bucks if I did something about it myself. Thought about it a spell, (over night really sleeping on it) and planned accordingly.
Preparation, I found some slow setting epoxi, a sharp knife, and getting up the nerve I asked if I could look at it.
Sitting on the couch (the same one) I asked to look in her mouth. The first part of my plan was easy so far. Tipping her head back I looked in the sweeping cavaren before me. Yup, I could handle this, moving quickly before she could change her mind, I grabbed her nose with my left hand holding her face back keeping her from closing her mouth. Quickly putting my right knee in her lap, my left knee against her right arm, my right arm holding at bay as best it could while with that hand I probed her gum.
This wasn't pretty, her left arm flailing in air just missing my head she spoke in tongues I didn't understand. And, why should I? I had never been to Dental School.
Unable to continue for fear fo amputating her tongue I had to give up and I released my hold on her.
A moment or two passing both of us getting our wind, she suggested, "Why don't you just let me take my denture out so you can work on it?"
Lord, I wi...wished I had thought of that, especially before she had laid at least one good one up=a=side my head.
Fixing that tooth was a whole lot easier, her upper plate in my lap.
Here's hoping you all are having better luck with yours.
I sure could have used a good set of instructions for this job?

Burrhead    Posted 03-06-2004 at 18:25:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Back in my who gives a flip anyway days I got in a beer joint ruckus about a month after I got my new store bought choppers. When I bit the yuppies ear it broke the 2 left front teeth out.

After all of us had crawled around on the beer joint floor bout half an hour hunting my teeth somebody noticed they wuz still stuck up in the yuppies ear.

I fetched them on back home and super glued um back in. I aint never wore my store bought teeth to beer joint no more. Ye can't never tell when some lippy yuppie might need his ear chomped.

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 18:38:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
NOW..! That sounds like an ear full.
Besides, who chews Beer?
he he he, Fernan

TO35    Posted 03-06-2004 at 16:39:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey can't keep making me laugh that hard or I'm going to split a side or something.....lmao


We gotta...    Posted 03-06-2004 at 16:47:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
get Fern his own 1 hour comedy hour on TV....just like Red Skelton!!

Clipper: who's LMAO too....

TO35..what a parody...    Posted 03-06-2004 at 16:54:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now that you mention it he is just like ol Red S. Huh?.....I kept thinking he was funny like?...mmm you nailed it...ol a long time since I laughed that hard...


mujahid khan    Posted 05-23-2007 at 00:09:23       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i m a dentest i practice in pakistan

Clipper    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:06:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Reason is I just ordered/got a buncha Red Skelton VHS tapes of a bunch of his kids watched em and they were laffin their tails off too... :^)

They don't make em like old Red anymore... :^(

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:19:28       [Reply]  [No Email]

Got maybe a doz. Copys of kinascopes, grainy as all getout.
I like to get them out about once a year. Like watching Chitti-Chitti-BAng-Bang in Dec for Santa rest.

Clipper    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:27:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm hooked on the The Christmas Story....prolly watched it a hunnert times an I still laff my butt off every time...Missus thinks I'm crazy but what does she know! :^)

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:33:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I liked the scenes involving that dumb stockinged leg lamp. What a hoot. he he he.

Clipper....Yep....    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:36:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
electric s*x will facinate young un's ever time!

TO35    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:31:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
My favorite that story....remeber when I got my first daisy redryder B-B said don't shoot your eye


Clipper    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:34:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey mine said that too!!! LOL!!! So I shot mah little sister in de butt an the BB gun went away fer a spell. :^(

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:39:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't shoot any song birds.
So I threw corn on the chicken house steel roof. If I didn't getem straight on, I could shoot a bit low and get'em on the ricoshet.

Clipper...LOL!    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:42:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
The mark of a true hunter...always know where yer bullet is going! :^)

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:47:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't want to hit'em. Just get his attention, his sitting out there on the porch howling at the moon.

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:05:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
No comedian has ever indeared me as Red did. He nailed me with a b&w moie he did way back when, "The Clown."
I had never laughed and cried so hard simastariraly (at the same time). He was merrciless in that film.
IRed did another show just about the time color was coming to TV. A complete pantamine show for the United Natios. I thought him absolutely awesome.

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