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Late fer School:^)
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Clipper    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:32:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Pinky came to school at eleven one day.
Mrs. Wood said, "Where’s your excuse, Pinky?"
Pinky said, "I don't have one."
"Why are you late?"
"I'm late because my daddy sleeps naked," Pinky said.
The class giggled. Mrs. Wood blushed, "We don't care how your daddy sleeps, Pinky. I just want to know why you're late."
"I’m late because my daddy sleeps naked," Pinky said again. "We been having trouble with a fox. Last night the chickens started acting up in the middle of the night. My daddy jumped out of bed,grabbed his shotgun and ran out to the chicken coop. Just as he opened the door and poked his shotgun in the door,Ginger--that's our dog-- came up and cold-nosed him from behind and we were plucking chickens till ten o’clock this morning."


Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-06-2004 at 17:55:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
So help me. That happened to my family. When I was getting to our dog's nose was coming up to, the teacher didn't want to noany more.
8" snow on ground, I plucked them on the picnic table. Mom dressed them in the kitchen, singed them in the old RoundOak heating stove.


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