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Darryl - MO    Posted 03-07-2004 at 13:02:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
A teacher tells her class of kindergarteners that for show & tell on Monday she wants each of them to bring in something that is closely associated with their religion. On Monday Benjamin gets up holding the object of his choice. "I'm Benjamin, I'm Jewish, and this is a Star of David." Mary's next. "I'm Mary, I'm Catholic, and this is a Crucifix." Then Johnny (not 'Little Johnny') gets up. "I'm Johnny, I'm Baptist (or Protestant of your choice), and this is a casserole." . . . .... Oh well, my preacher liked it. Sunny and windy here in E. Central MO. I really need to get away from this computer and get something done.


Ron,Ar    Posted 03-07-2004 at 16:35:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
I just got around to reading this and...I liked it too. Somebody once asked where we get scriptural authority to eat so often at church. The preacher said there were three things put in the ark of the covenant, Aarons staff,the tablets with the ten commandments on them and a pot of manna from heaven. That pot of manna was the first casserole dish:^)


Alias    Posted 03-07-2004 at 14:52:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
The Preacher came to our house for Sunday dinner when I was a boy. After everyone was seated and the prayer of thanks had been given, my father passed the meat to the preacher and said, Now, just eat like you were at home, where you ought to be.
Fortunately, the preacher was well accustomed to dad humor. Of course, that didn't stop my mother from give him holy whatever.......gfp


SusieQ    Posted 03-07-2004 at 13:07:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Pretty cute, something you would expect kids to pop up and say.


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