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bill b va    Posted 03-12-2004 at 11:14:40       [Reply]  [No Email]

 The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
 These are  genuine excerpts from the forms.
 01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered
by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.
02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
 03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected ses with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the ses was so good that I fainted. If you do
manage to track down the father can you send me his phone  number? Thanks.
04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you
can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
 05. I have never had ses with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen
 06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.
07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the
same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you
ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney -
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller
Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when
you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

********************************* i would like to see some from our welfare offices

Les    Posted 03-12-2004 at 11:22:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Those are all good. I particularly like #11. I suppose that's what you get for eating canned beans.

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