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Newton's Law
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Jessie    Posted 03-16-2004 at 20:40:15       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Considering Newton's Law, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, is the amount of force from a glancing hammer onto one's thumb equal to the pressure of air flow as cuss words are emitted there after?


KellyGa    Posted 03-17-2004 at 07:16:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO! Did you smash a digit?


Jessie    Posted 03-17-2004 at 10:35:11       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Yes I did and it was hurtin till I took Clipper up on his El Toro advice. 16 o z's of cactus juice equals 1 non hurtin smashed thumb.


Clipper    Posted 03-17-2004 at 05:29:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
There is a special funnel which you kin buy which will collect the force of them cuss werds and transmit that energy directly to yer strongest leg thereby enabling you to dance effectively on that leg and provide greater entertainment to the pooch and neighbors.


deadcarp    Posted 03-16-2004 at 21:18:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
naw, it's a wiring problem jessie. See our brain has 2 halves, and we have 2 hands right? Hardly a thing between except ganglies and synapses. Don't laugh, that's more than your car has. I mean try pulling its finger and nuthin happens! Well once one gets nailing, all these synapses start a-sinning and the ganglions play the gang-bears and the ------- well anyway, after awhile the pathways all relax, thus becoming pathetic and finally arrive in a state of apathy. About this time a tiny piece of crud (the earth's most abundant resource) darts out in front and impales itself on the next nail. The hammer hand sets the nail as the holding tweeners hold it, then the hammer begins its long arc to rare back for a solid hit. Well since newton sez that crud can be neither created nor destroyed, the stuff builds up pressure within, lifting aforenoted nail which then flops over. Seeking only to please their master, the ever-friendly little tweeners rush to replace the nail and cram it back into said crud before anyone notices. Only problem is - nobody told the stoopid hammer! which about then sinks halfway thru all the above-referenced body parts and anything else in sight and of course that leads to pandemonium. And if you weren't wired before, by gawd you will be now! As always, glad to help. :)


bob ny    Posted 03-17-2004 at 04:53:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
youse guys forgit the other hand grippen the injured thum, now dats pressure


Jessie    Posted 03-17-2004 at 04:22:15       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I am in full agreement with your analysis especially considering that just prior to the impact point with one's thumb all of the coline's were in proper functioning order delivering all of the pleasurable effects and euphoria from the frontal lobes. At which time the breaker should have thrown but there was a malfunction. There was an override which sent a message to the hammer bearer that the particular nail in question needed to placed as an extra means of security and that would lead to a further and more deeply satisfying feeling of euphoria. Enter the crude and pandemonium here after thus making one examine one's own intent. As a reflection, I can only say that the dog was as confused at that point as I as he looked with wide eyed curiosity and head cocked. I'm contemplating the words emitted now as I had never heard most myself in a conscious mode.


Alias    Posted 03-17-2004 at 04:16:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
DC, How do you do it? Your ability to correctly, efficiently, and effectively, write a short but explicit description is without equal.

.......gfp who is vying for, but with little hope of winning, BSer of the year. In fact, I think I'll drop from the race and leave you to fight it out with the others. hehe


Fawteen    Posted 03-17-2004 at 03:56:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is about as succinct an explanation of the phenominon as I have ever seen!

Your gift with bovine excrement is awesome indeed. Ever lurk over at Tales?


Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-17-2004 at 03:39:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
I bowes to the Master! he he he


Bob/Ont    Posted 03-16-2004 at 21:12:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Not even close Jessie.
Later Bob


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