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Non political Joke today
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Steve from TN    Posted 03-18-2004 at 15:17:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
An elderly Italian Jew wanted to unburden his guilty
conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans
entered Italy, I pretended to be a Catholic and changed my name from Levy to Spumoni, and I am alive today
because of it." "Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.

"Rabbi, during the war, a beautiful young Jewish woman knocked on my door
and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they
never found her." "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to feel guilty."

"It's worse, Rabbi. I was weak and told her she must repay me with se*ual favors, which she did, repeatedly."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favorable balance between good and evil, and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."

"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"

T D in Tennessee and Mike    Posted 03-19-2004 at 06:15:21       [Reply]  [No Email]

we both enjoyed this one. it was just super.

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-18-2004 at 15:41:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clink and I have been at war over the samething for 46yrs. And we are still making it all up.

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