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Virus Warning
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Reido in MO    Posted 03-23-2004 at 13:17:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows
95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!


Great....    Posted 03-23-2004 at 13:27:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just what this country needs is a panic amongst the blondes!! Good grief......


Clipper: who's prolly gonna lose all the blonde barmaids at the Saloon over this...


KellyGa    Posted 03-23-2004 at 13:40:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thats okay, I am not a true blonde, so I don't count. :)


Whew!!!    Posted 03-23-2004 at 13:45:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't tell Fern!!! :^)


Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-23-2004 at 18:47:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't tell me what?
Alright, I'm going to get to the root of this mystery!!! LOL


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