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Joke for the Ladies
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Darryl - MO    Posted 03-23-2004 at 16:38:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
A husband and wife were having an argument. It escalated to the point where the husband threw up his hands in exasperation and said, "I don't understand how you can be so beautiful and so stupid at the same time"!

The wife said, "I can explain that so even you can understand"!

"God made me beautiful so you'd be attracted to me. He made me stupid so I'd be attracted to you"!

OUCH! I wonder if that means. . . .. Nah!

Fern(Mi)    Posted 03-23-2004 at 17:45:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dam if Clink didn't like this one.
Could be last time I repeats what I see.

donna in w.v    Posted 03-23-2004 at 16:43:31       [Reply]  [Send Email]
ouch is right .hubby was angry at me for something one day and said "you have to be the stupidest person on earth" so i asked him how smart that made him marrying me ? needless to say things were real quite for a couple hours .

SusieQ    Posted 03-24-2004 at 03:14:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Funny joke, everyone want a roll of duct tape to halt those craxy moments? Quiet time eh, we get all the Blonde jokes at us women, duh. Actually in the famous words of Forrest Gump's mom:
Stupid is as Stupid does, and we all definitely have some of those days don't we?

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