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Pitch    Posted 03-23-2004 at 18:39:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
An old farmer walks into the kitchen one day slaps his wife on the butt and say's "Dang woman I swear your rear is gitten as big as a two row cornpicker." Bout a week later he's eatin breakfast and looks over towards her at the stove and say's " Woman your butt is as big as a three row cornpicker" 'nother week or so goes by and same thing 'cept this time it's a four row. Coupla nights later they're in bed and the old boy starts feelin a bit randy so he slides over real close and puts his arm around her and she sit up looks him square in the eye and say's "You don't really expect me to start this $20,000 machine fer half an ear of corn do ya?"


jerry from MN.    Posted 03-23-2004 at 18:48:11       [Reply]  [Send Email]
every machine needs a little lubrication now and then


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