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uffda    Posted 03-24-2004 at 13:31:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hi everyone: This one came from out of a magazine I was reading, and is a cute one. Enjoy !!!
> >
> > A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
> > He took his faithful pet
> > dachshund along for company.
> >
> > One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies
> > and before long the
> > dachshund discovers that he is lost.
> >
> > Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
> > rapidly in his direction with
> > the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund
> > thinks, "I'm in deep
> > trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the
> > ground close by and
> > immediately settles down to chew on the bones with
> > his back to the
> > approaching cat.
> >
> > Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund
> > exclaims loudly, "Boy,
> > that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there
> > are any more around here?"
> >
> > Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in
> > mid-stride, as a look of
> > terror comes over him, and slinks away into the
> > trees. "Whew," says the
> > leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had
> > me."
> >
> > Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
> > scene from a nearby tree
> > figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
> > trade it for protection
> > from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund
> > saw him heading after
> > the leopard with great speed, and figured that
> > something must be up.
> >
> > The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills
> > the beans and strikes a
> > deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is
> > furious at being made a
> > fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and
> > see what's going to
> > happen to that conniving canine."
> >
> > Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the
> > monkey on his back and
> > thinks "What am I going to do now?" But instead of
> > running, the dog sits
> > down with his back to his attackers, pretending he
> > hasn't seen them yet...
> > and just when they get close enough to hear, the
> > dachshund
> > says......................
> >
> >
> > "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off half an
> > hour ago to bring me another leopard."

TO35    Posted 03-24-2004 at 15:44:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
now thats a good story....loved it...


TO35    Posted 03-24-2004 at 17:46:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks- glad you like it. Can you just picture it? Ha!

Uffda    Posted 03-24-2004 at 17:50:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sorry got yer name in the wrong spot. Been a long day.

Alias    Posted 03-24-2004 at 15:22:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey, I liked it. Got any more, bring em on. Beats the help out of the evening news.

Uffda    Posted 03-24-2004 at 17:48:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
I will see what I can do on some more of those stories. Humor is a good thing in life.

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