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bill b va    Posted 03-31-2004 at 08:43:02       [Reply]  [No Email]

  Jesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes.
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson," that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside,that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a jet carrying the Rev. & Mrs. Jackson were struck by
missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Ken    Posted 03-31-2004 at 20:57:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I would really like to know why that guy's called Rev. ? Anybody that causes as much trouble as he does surely can't be a Preacher of the Word of God . And to think I've heard people say that he'd make a good President . I'm surprised that his counterpart - Michael isn't called Rev #2. God help us !

Busted a Gut!!!    Posted 03-31-2004 at 09:46:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Aw man! I was laughing so hard I busted a gut! Had to hold it in cause Ian is asleep right behind me! That was SOOOOOO GOOD! KellyGa

LMAO!!    Posted 03-31-2004 at 08:45:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks...I surely needed that one this morning!

Clipper: dodging bullets as usual... :^)

Salmoneye    Posted 03-31-2004 at 09:01:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like that one...

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