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The Dead Donkey.
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TO35    Posted 04-02-2004 at 04:26:42       [Reply]  [No Email]

The story of the Dead Donkey

A city boy, named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from
an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
Next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "Ok, then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a profit 898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.


Old John    Posted 04-02-2004 at 13:40:44       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Hi TO, & All,

You know, I've come back a couplea times
to read this.
I LMBO each time i read it..........
Hilarious!
'Til later.........
Old John


~Lenore ;-)    Posted 04-02-2004 at 07:38:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
You realy "Layed" that one on us!! LOL


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