Posted 04-02-2004 at 15:10:00
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I went to my Mamas this morning, as usual, to have coffee, and then go on to get groceries. WHile we were drinking coffee and talking, she handed me this ball point pen. Before she did, she says "I want you to tell me why it does this, you'll see what I mean when you push the clicker on the top." (had one of those click buttons on top to press to get the point out)
"Okay" I say innocently.
I THREW it across the room and screamed "OH BULLSH*T!!!"
She looked at me like what in the world???
She said "Oh, come on, it just vibrates!"
I said, "H*LL NO IT DOESN"T JUST VIBRATE! IT SHOCKED THE SH*T OUTTA ME!"
She started laughing, doubling over in her chair, CACKLING her head off!
She picked up the pen, and tried it for herself
"Oh! It DOES shock you!"
"YEAH!!!!" I said
She busted out laughing again. She said it didn't do anything but vibrate last night. NOw Daddy has VERY dry hands, so I am assuming thats why it didn't shock him like it did me, I had lotion on mine. He had also taken it apart, trying to figure out how it did that.
They honestly thought it was a REAL pen! And something was wrong with it! LOL! She said she didn't know it was gonna shock me like that.
Anyway, Daddy found it in a rental car (He works for Budget) Guess it was somebody's April Fool Joke pen.
HA HA HA You see me laughing??? Okay, it was funny. I can't begin to describe what my face musta looked like when it shocked me, lol.