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Summons/Order….
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Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:08:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
...to appear for Jury Duty.
This isn’t mine. It’s Clink’s. Why couldn’t the courts have requested her services when she was in good health? When she was still driving? When she didn’t fall asleep in the middle of a conversation? When I wouldn’t have to figure out how to transport her into an area of traffic that frightens the help out-a me? These days she’s even uncomfortable watching her Pirates Of Penzance at home? How’s she supposed to hold it together/to herself in a jury box. When her aim was better wielding the skillet?

Next it’ll be me. The only member of the farm family who’s still got real legs. I don’t know? This another new kind of frustration.

Do any of you think I could throw myself upon the mercy of the court for my next home cooked meal?

Fernan


Alias    Posted 04-05-2004 at 18:53:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Fern, if all else fails she will be deemed unacceptable for jury duty if she claims that she is prejudiced against people with nose rings and tatoos. And, other Long Haired, unkept, dope smoking, crack snorting, wife beating child molesters. And, she has all the preconceived notions she needs to find guilty, anyone that comes close to meeting any of those descriptions..........gfp


SusieQ    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:29:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
A letter or note from wife's medical doctor stating that in his opinion she could not be able to sit thru any jury duty because of health reasons should be gotten to excuse her.

Now Mr. Fern, that is what tv dinners are for in case of emergencies.........we'll all take up a collection to buy you a cookbook, never too late to learn; haha.


Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:33:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Will my abuse ever end??? lol


Dieselrider    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:15:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Chances are she can get out of it if there are legitimate health problems and reasons she can't serve. Let the judge get to know you and they'll let her off the jury duty just to keep you in line.Lol :)


Clipper    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:13:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Call them fools at the Court House up....and get a note from her Doctor too....she can be excused for medical reasons easily. YOU on the other hand......:^)


Dieselrider    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:17:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clipper, mental reasons count too so he may be safe too.


Ooooooooo....    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:18:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
he's gonna git after ya fer that one!!! LOL!!!


Clipper: stepping back a little....


Dieselrider    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:23:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
He's still gettin used to those new specks. Probably can't aim real good yet.... I hope.


ROFL!!    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:26:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yabbut he can shoot wild now....LOL!!!

Clipper: wit de Kevlar vest on...


Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:32:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think's I got an inside tract with a jolly old elf. I'm sending him some names and ckecking them twice. He..he..he.. And to all a goo....... lol

Some dam good shots! Love'em
Fernan LMAO.


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