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Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-05-2004 at 16:56:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
….heart. Consulted Clink’s latest medical team “Muscovy, Mallard, and Drake.” Her excuse looks legitimately enough (if I may say so myself). And, last checked our mail has already been red flagged.

Jury duty    Posted 04-06-2004 at 04:12:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
"The police wouldn't have locked him up if he wasn't guilty" is the best I've ever used.

Vic in Kenefick    Posted 04-05-2004 at 18:03:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Getting out of jury duty is a true hobby of mine. I like to spend about 1/2 day down there acting a fool and then get ran off. There are so many ways to get out of it it is unreal. I once saw a Dad get out of a Federal Grand Jury by just checking the box that said he had been in a Federal Prison. The system sent him a letter back and wanted to know when, where, what prison he was in and what he was convicted for? He returned the mail and said he must have made a mistake because he was never in any trouble in his life. They promplty sent him a letter saying please don't show up and he has never heard from them again.

toolman    Posted 04-05-2004 at 17:10:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
just read your quandry down below, now way i see it if you have to cook for youself while the misses is doin jury duty, that would be crule and unusual punishment to you, and you didn,t commit any crime so why should you hafta pay.i tell the misses to march right in there with her skillet and tell them that she thinks he,s guilty and should be hung, and the skillet is to remind them she means bussiness, and after she hears the evidence she may add skinning him alive to the punishment afore the hanging, think that should get her out of jury duty, and you your cook

SusieQ    Posted 04-06-2004 at 02:41:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nah.............just tell them you believe in capital punishment, end of discussion, that gets you back home, hahahaha!

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