Posted 02-16-2002 at 18:19:39
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Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Michigan people sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Michigan people plant gardens.
Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Michigan people lick the flagpole.
People in Miami cease to exist.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.
Michigan's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl