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RayP(MI)    Posted 02-16-2002 at 18:19:39       [Reply]  [Send Email]

60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Michigan people sunbathe.

50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Michigan people plant gardens.

40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 -
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Michigan people lick the flagpole.

20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Michigan's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl



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