Posted 04-11-2004 at 17:06:26
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My first job
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, and so
they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because
it was a so-so job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but
I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but, any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn't live on my net
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work
was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian
until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the
same old grind.
SO I RETIRED . . . AND I FOUND I AM JUST PERFECT FOR THE JOB!! What a life !!!!!