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My first job
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kraigwy    Posted 04-11-2004 at 17:06:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
My first job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't
concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, and so
they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because
it was a so-so job.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but
I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but, any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn't live on my net
income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work
was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian
until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the
same old grind.

SO I RETIRED . . . AND I FOUND I AM JUST PERFECT FOR THE JOB!! What a life !!!!!


bob ny    Posted 04-12-2004 at 05:44:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
good une


Fern(Mi)    Posted 04-11-2004 at 18:05:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good Job.

Me? I thought they said I'm RETARDed.

lol


donna in w.v    Posted 04-11-2004 at 17:08:13       [Reply]  [Send Email]
you certainly have a way with words,thanks for the chuckle.


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