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Senior Moment
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Gene SC    Posted 04-14-2004 at 13:05:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Senior Moment

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married
as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood
they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so
they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved
love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--and
it's fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid
it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for
money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a
that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the
story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
. . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

Suzy Q    Posted 04-14-2004 at 13:43:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not to confuse you but it appears
there are two of us, responding to
you... hehe

Gene SC    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:34:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not a problem!!!(if) I can remember
Suzy Q-West
Susie Q-East
Spelling's different. Clipper didn't notice
and I won't remember. LOL Hope both you
beautiful ladies have a nice eve.......Gene

SusieQ    Posted 04-14-2004 at 13:42:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now that one is definitely a rib tickler. hahaha

Suzy Q    Posted 04-14-2004 at 13:46:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hello there Susie Q
your new to me so how
long have you been here
posting on Kountrylife?

Hopefully we won't cause
confusion among the posters.

I'm west coast where do you
hale from?

SusieQ    Posted 04-14-2004 at 13:52:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
I live on eastern side of this wide old country, in Mid atlantic area, been reading a long while, just jumped in, as I grew up in the country, and now, live in rural area, not on a farm anymore.

No problems.

Suzy Q    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:30:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nice to meet you. This is a great

~Lenore    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:17:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
I guess you two SusieQ's could do like the Ron Pa and Ron ar do. Then there are the "bobs", bob ny and bob in va. A few here sort of identified themselves by location.

I guess SusieQ WC (west coast) and SusieQ EC (east coast).

There are two sarahs here; one Sarah capital 'S' and one sarah lower case 's'. There is always a simple painless solution! LOL

Suzy Q    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:33:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm the one with the Z.
Guess that will distinquish
us apart.

I'm California North and it
is so nice to see you today.

How is your neck of the woods?
We are having strange weather
here as it is freezin and about
to rain. Couple days ago it was
in the 80's

~Lenore    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:45:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Here in Texas it was low 40s this morning and is low 80s this afternoon. A beautiful clear sunny day!!

By the way thanks, Suzy Q, for the kind words and compliments.

Good grief....    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:25:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ain't enuff dat I gotta keep that drunken horse and wild cowboys from tearing up the Saloon but now I gotta figure out the Susie's too???
BTW: No such thing as "simple painless solution" when it comes to an Fern learned that long ago!! LOL!!!

Clipper:the confused....

Suzy Q    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:36:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
C'mon Clipper surely we wimmen
aren't that difficult to deal
with... hehe

btw, are you hailing from Wyoming
or somewhere in mid-west?

Nope...    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:51:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm just a mis-placed Cajun living in the cold North of Connecticut....:^)

~Lenore    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:48:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
I was fixin to tell clipper that we wimmen are not complicated to each other;
just to men!!
...but then I have noticed lots of things are complicated to men. ;-)
I think they thrive on challenges. LOL

10 Things Men Understand    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:55:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
10-? he he he he .............Gene SC

Now ain't...    Posted 04-14-2004 at 14:59:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
that the blessed truth! LOL!!!

Clipper:still confused.

SusieQ    Posted 04-14-2004 at 15:13:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nah, it is easy, think with your minds, we are all adults with something to say, and this is just great and a funny, interesting site. I love the country.

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